Thursday, 18 September 2008

As if I didn't have better things to do.

01. I've come to realize that my butt: is only 2 letters away from being butter.
02. I've come to realize that when I talk: I constantly think that the opposite of what I just said could also be true, depending on the way you look at the whole matter.
03. I've come to realize that if I love someone: I don't mind anything else.
04. I've come to realize that I need: a certain amount of time to myself in order to function as a human being.
05. I've come to realize that I've lost: a great deal of anxiety.
06. I've come to realize that I hate it when: people try to pressurise me into doing something.
07. I've come to realize that if I'm drunk: I get a little more assertive than usually.
08. I've come to realize that money: can be earned & fortune really depends on the tone of your voice, at least when you're a tour guide.
09. I've come to realize that my mother: is a person of her own right but lives her life primarily for others and that I am probably a lot more like her than I always thought.
10. I've come to realize that I'll probably always be: a little less good than I want to be.
11. I've come to realize that I have a crush on: somebody nice.
12. I've come to realize that the last time I cried was: appalled by the Palin-woman.
13. I've come to realize that my cell phone: is a bit confusing.
14. I've come to realize that when I wake up in the morning: I first go to the toilet, then brush my teeth.
15. I've come to realize that before I go to sleep at night: I recap.
16. I've come to realize that right now I am thinking about: something else than what I should be thinking about which is how to finish the paper till tonight.
17. I've come to realize that babies: are really antisocial and that I don't have a lot of time for them.
18. I've come to realize that when I get on livejournal: I leave as quickly as I can.
19. I've come to realize that today I will: be better than myself, for a change.
20. I've come to realize that tonight I will: be working.
21. I've come to realize that tomorrow I will: be working in a different place.
22. I've come to realize that I really want to: get this paper over and done with and savour the beautiful feeling of achievement that ensues.
23. I've come to realize that who is most likely to repost this is: probably not even going to read this.
24. I've come to realize relationships: are apparently compulsory.
25. I've come to realize love: is worthwhile.
26. I've come to realize my best guy friend: cannot be discussed in this form.
27. I've come to realize my best girl friend: is who she is and will never change.
28. I've come to realize food: is only the beginning.
29. I've come to realize that when I'm a boyfriend: I'm usually dreaming.
30. I've come to realize girls and boys: are equally silly and equally lovely.
31. I've come to realize over the summer: that time passes too quickly when you're waiting for something.
32. I've come to realize heartbreak: is either imaginary, or educational.

1 comment:

L. Chagrin said...

"heartbreak is either imaginary or educational."

True! True! True!