Here's an obscene picture of Neil Hannon with attachments:
(It's hilarious, red haired bride and everything.)
I'm ill, but I will see The Divine Comedy and Paris on Monday.
Something is wrong with our mobile phones. Texting is growing increasingly unreliable. We believe it's possibly a terrible plot initiated by Orange, but we know not why anybody would be so cruel.
I just cut my own hair, now I look like a turtle.