Cowardly fruit, brave new world.

Here's a picture of a fig cut in half (I love taking photos of my food before I devour the succulent little bastards):



Here's an obscene picture of Neil Hannon with attachments:




(It's hilarious, red haired bride and everything.)

I'm ill, but I will see The Divine Comedy and Paris on Monday.

Something is wrong with our mobile phones. Texting is growing increasingly unreliable. We believe it's possibly a terrible plot initiated by Orange, but we know not why anybody would be so cruel.

I just cut my own hair, now I look like a turtle.